-You're a dick

-You hate my friends

-My interests are discomforts/triggers for you (this is for your own good, I won't tag them LMAO)

-Basic shit (eg you're a pedo or zoo, homophobic, but also if you're any of those things you probs won't read this shit LMAO either way if you are one of those things then erm fuck you!

-You take kinning super seriously (or use system-specific terms for kinning)